[GRACELAND]

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I

[Valerie]

I HATE Beer - I can't even stand the smell of it, but that's a great joke Graceland.

Valerie

[Orion]

The reason Valerie does not like beer is because it contains female hormones.

To prove this, scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologise when they were wrong.

Also, and this is rather interesting, the words 'female & male' each has 'ale' in them.

Think I'd better go now!

[Nobby]

I don't think I can comment on that Orion,

I haven't sampled the item enough, YET!!!!

Then again I am not NAIVE enough to pay $4.80 for a bottle of EVIAN. (No pun intended)

I am afraid that since I found out what fish do in water, I always have to anethsitise my phobia of drinking it, by adding a large scotch, before drinking the disgusting stuff.

What we must never loose sight of in life, it was only 200 years ago that 100% of all human and animal effulant ended up in the waterways of the nation.

There was no recycling in them day, there fore to ward off the dready lurghey, the average man, woman and child drank BEER.

The main EARLY businesses in the Rocks of Sydney Harbour were the Rum businness, which was run by the Royal Marines (Rum Runner) and the Ale brewers who made and sold it on the sly (hence the old addage fro a grog shop in OZ, known as a "Sly Grog Shop"

[BEEFY]

Nobby, on Jul 3 2005, 09:59 AM, said:

I don't think I can comment on that Orion,

I haven't sampled the item enough, YET!!!!     

Then again I am not NAIVE enough to pay $4.80 for a bottle of EVIAN. (No pun intended)

I am afraid that since I found out what fish do in water, I always have to anethsitise my phobia of drinking it, by adding a large scotch, before drinking the disgusting stuff.   

What we must never loose sight of in life, it was only 200 years ago that 100% of all human and animal effulant ended up in the waterways of the nation.

There was no recycling in them day, there fore to ward off the dready lurghey, the average man, woman and child drank BEER.

The main EARLY businesses in the Rocks of Sydney Harbour were the Rum businness, which was run by the Royal Marines (Rum Runner) and the Ale brewers who made and sold it on the sly (hence the old addage fro a grog shop in OZ, known as a "Sly Grog Shop"
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Nobby,the only thing I can say about water is that an eminent scientist once said that every drop of water in the world has been re-cycled a million times,it evaporates,creates rain-clouds,it rains and starts the cycle again.So watch out for that next beer you have,it could be made out of dinosaur pee !! BEEFY

[Nobby]

That's a good name for a small independant brewery

[BEEFY]

Nobby, on Jul 3 2005, 10:33 AM, said:

That's a good name for a small independant brewery
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Nobby,what was that notable movie phrase ,"Build it and they will come",you maybe have something there, Beefy

[Nobby]

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So watch out for that next beer you have,it could be made out of dinosaur pee !!

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That's a good name for a small independant brewery

Drink Dinosaur Pee, it's T-Rex-iffic.

Drink our beer and see what Dina Saw.

[GRACELAND]

Hay Nobby ,
Beer is a Dark Warm stuff , Not That Amber stuff

Can You get real warm beer out there ??

You know the stuff The nice tasting stuff

Wot about Cider can you get that ??

I Remember Cider was My first real drink i sat and Drunk a bottle
Of GL on the Norhfeild pub lawn

Bet you done that Nobby ?

Um fun days

[Nobby]

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Beer is a Dark Warm stuff , Not That Amber stuff 

Can You get real warm beer out there ??

I don't drink the amber stuff, I am a Black Ale guy.

Yes you can get real warm beer here, you just have to sit it in the sun for a few minutes.

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Wot about Cider can you get that ??

Strongbow (Sweet, Dry, Draught and White) plus Tasmanian Cider. In the summer we usually have a carton of Dry in the beer fridge (the wife likes it in a long glass with ice)

My first cider was a large bottle from the Chequers, that me and me mate bought. We drank half and then I hid the rest under my bed. We were about 14.

[GRACELAND]

Yep see us Whitecity lot are all the same